The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

Paula Poundstone

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I equally want to visit many places. These places include but are not limited to: Harry Potter Land, Santorini, Rome, Canada, The Hamptons, and Martha’s Vineyard.

If I make it to age ninety I am totally getting these.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Mark Twain
The best cat.

The best cat.

Sad but True

I have a twitter, I never use it…. I have this now and will probably never use it.